radiicvl:

unimpressedcats:

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

(Source: mostlycatsmostly)

  1. Camera: Samsung SPH-D710

poppunkfunk:

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore

clhampir:

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

(Source: mccoyswife)

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

us-the-teens:

fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter.

so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.

bagmilk:

why do people say “yassssssssssssssssssss”

it’s fucking “yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss” you’re not a fucking snake

this is the best post in all of tumblr

(Source: heteroh)

nasturbate:

"the science side of tumblr" aka people that are smart enough to use google

hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

missturdle:

EDWARD PETULANTLY BRAIDING HIS HAIR BECAUSE FUCK YOU DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

daddy issues

(Source: )

feastings:

and the rest of the fe palette requests (fe6-10 and bonus chrom i guess)!!
most were fe but i did get little bits from other fandoms as well; after i finish up with some other stuff i will for sure get to those _(:3」∠)_
feastings:

and the rest of the fe palette requests (fe6-10 and bonus chrom i guess)!!
most were fe but i did get little bits from other fandoms as well; after i finish up with some other stuff i will for sure get to those _(:3」∠)_
feastings:

and the rest of the fe palette requests (fe6-10 and bonus chrom i guess)!!
most were fe but i did get little bits from other fandoms as well; after i finish up with some other stuff i will for sure get to those _(:3」∠)_
feastings:

and the rest of the fe palette requests (fe6-10 and bonus chrom i guess)!!
most were fe but i did get little bits from other fandoms as well; after i finish up with some other stuff i will for sure get to those _(:3」∠)_
feastings:

and the rest of the fe palette requests (fe6-10 and bonus chrom i guess)!!
most were fe but i did get little bits from other fandoms as well; after i finish up with some other stuff i will for sure get to those _(:3」∠)_
feastings:

and the rest of the fe palette requests (fe6-10 and bonus chrom i guess)!!
most were fe but i did get little bits from other fandoms as well; after i finish up with some other stuff i will for sure get to those _(:3」∠)_

feastings:

and the rest of the fe palette requests (fe6-10 and bonus chrom i guess)!!

most were fe but i did get little bits from other fandoms as well; after i finish up with some other stuff i will for sure get to those _(:3」∠)_

  • Mum: Fuck the system I don't have to time to be training people who will save lives I wanna watch breaking bad goddammit.
  • Mum *reading someones exam paper* : Thats its ... If i ever get ill don't send me to a hospital. I don't want my life entrusted with these idiots. Just Kill me.
  • Mum *on the phone to my headteacher*: Listen here Deloris Umbridge.
  • Mum *talking to my teacher*: I understand my child is lazy and keeps sleeping in class but putting them in a room with no-one to supervise them with a maths textbook isn't going to help.
  • Mum *talking to my teacher*: Why don't you try and educate them in animation form. I did that with my students. I showed them this japanese anime about doctors and it showed them that curing patients with love don't work and you always have to tie your hair back.
  • Mum *getting in between a girl and a boy arguing about what hurts more*: Right Look here. Period pains, testicles being kicked and giving birth are all painful things. But you know whats the most painful experience someone can through?? Burning alive. And if you don't shut up that's exactly what I'm going to do to you.
  • Mum *punches homophobe in the face*: I'M STRAIGHT
  • Mum *talking to a homophobic group*: I Have lived across the world and i have seen people eating Crocodiles, ripping chickens heads off and mentaly unstable people reaching there limit. But what you are doing right now makes me worry the most.
  • Mum: NO YOU NEED JESUS
  • Mum: My students were all asleep in my lecture at first i was offended but then i was like "now I can sleep"
  • Mum: I want to cosplay sailor moon
  • Mum: I was saying to my students that we had to dissect something all week and then when the day came i bought in a massive cake and said "DISSECT THAT BITCHES"
  • Mum: Someone thought i was a black women on the phone and then i just said I was cos why do they even care
  • Mum *gets prank call*: I will rip out your spine and replace it with a wooden plank and the use you as my puppet
  • Mum: what anime should I show to my class. Something about doctors.
  • Mum: What do you mean there is no anime about doctors.
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rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

Tokyo Ghoul Ending

(Source: shokugekis)